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“Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker

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Poke some fun
(into the soil)
Ever feel like an old soul who just stays home with her cats and plants? Hey, there’s a sign for everything (apparently). And we’ve got one just for you that descriptor fits you: say hello to our fun, wood-made “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker.
Make a statement
You’re a plant (and cat) mom
Small-sized + legible
Each marker measures 5.5” x 3″ (L x W), with the phrase “Retired Cat Lady” engraved clearly.
Suitable for indoor plants
Our markers are ideal for small-sized plants, herbs, and flowers that are potted and raised indoors.
Great for anyone who loves green
Whether it’s someone with full-on greenthumb or someone with just a few plants around, this marker works as a great gift idea for any grown green of nature.
Reusable + eco-cool
No plastic here. Just pure hand-and-laser-cut wood that can last plant after plant for a go-green solution.
Support an independent name

The “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker comes from a small-business brand North to South Designs, which hand-crafts its home and decor items out of Texas. No mass-production, just fun and quirky things from its creative and independent owner, Magen. Discover home, arts & crafts, and decor items all using wood from a quality, independent brand.

About North To South Designs

I’m Magen, and I make things with love and laser beams!
North to South Designs began as a wood crafting hobby 7 years ago in Vancouver, Canada. Initially it was a pastime that married my love of working with wood, and my need for a creative outlet – a space where I could share my love of design and of all things nerdy!
Since then it’s become a full time job, crammed into our ex-dining room, now LASER room, and managed alongside 3 little ones and a husband (all of whom make my life wonderful and crazy)!
I love making products that make people laugh and help them tell the world who they are – even if it’s just with a bookmark or a wooden spoon!

Designed In
Brenham, Texas
Brand values
Made in USA
Woman Owned

How much does shipping cost?

We are glad to bring our customers great value and service. That’s why we provide fast shipping from our Fulfillment Center in California by UPS and USPS.

What countries are you delivering to?

As of now, we’re delivering to the United States only.

How can I track my parcel?

Once your parcel has left our Fulfillment Center, you will receive an email with a tracking number to monitor your parcel movements.

Can you ship my order to a business address?

Yes, you can write your business address in your order details if it’s more convenient to you.

Can you ship my order to a PO Box address?

Yes, you can select delivery to a PO Box if it’s more convenient to you.

Can you ship my order to APO or FPO military addresses?

Yes, we ship anywhere in the United States, and to all US territories and military APO/FPO addresses.

What happens to my parcel if it is delivered while I’m not there?

Depending on the destination and the package size, your parcel will be left in your mailbox or on your porch, or it may be left with a neighbour.

Real customer reviews

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Mary Beck
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20 Apr 2022

Absolutely adorable markers. Tall enough to see in pot while leaving enough room for herb to grow. I'm keeping these for myself but would make a great gift!

Judy Flores
verifed buyer
19 Apr 2022

This is great! Beyond expectations! Quality is excellent! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Carol Perkins
verifed buyer
19 Apr 2022

Love these! They are exactly what I needed in my new vertical herb garden. Practical and very cute!

Joseph Burns
verifed buyer
17 Apr 2022

These are perfect for my little, outside herb garden. I love the shape and look of them.

Judith Montgomery
verifed buyer
16 Apr 2022

Good quality....perfect size for my kitchen windowsill herb plants!😊

Ralph Obrien
verifed buyer
12 Apr 2022

Such a low cost is a good buy, i liked the store a lot

Δαμέας Οικονόμου
verifed buyer
10 Apr 2022

It's safe to say it's the cheapest online. The store is my hero!

Jacqueline Taylor
verifed buyer
10 Apr 2022

They are perfect for my small herb bin! Well made!

Jan Zima
verifed buyer
10 Apr 2022

That is a really good price for “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker. Glad I found this store.

Matilda Taylor
verifed buyer
9 Apr 2022

Super fast delivery! Product is excellent, quality very good. Recommend this store!!!

Stephen Cole
verifed buyer
7 Apr 2022

i'm truly happy to find such a low priced available online

Vincent Hoffman
verifed buyer
6 Apr 2022

Thank you SO MUCH! For my more than modest budget, “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker was exactly what I've been looking for!

Dorothy Hudson
verifed buyer
5 Apr 2022

Everything super! Thank you! ‘ll order more in future!!!

Thibaut Dubois
verifed buyer
4 Apr 2022

Item with a very good value for money! Conforms to the description.

Angela Curtis
verifed buyer
4 Apr 2022

The seller offers the best value for money, thanks!

Mary Kelley
verifed buyer
1 Apr 2022

Exactly what I expected. Quick delivery.

Albert Garza
verifed buyer
1 Apr 2022

It was my third order in this store. Thanks!

Toni Koch
verifed buyer
1 Apr 2022

Very good, arrived very fast.

Olivia Warren
verifed buyer
27 Mar 2022

probably one of the best deals i made. thanks to the store!

Aaron Becker
verifed buyer
27 Mar 2022

quality of product is great! thanks a lot!

Lily Walker
verifed buyer
26 Mar 2022

up to my expectations. looks cool

Marie Hill
verifed buyer
24 Mar 2022

Thanks. finally arrived. Delivery was not so long. Overall I quite happy.

Willie Bryant
verifed buyer
23 Mar 2022

Very good, I received it quickly and good condition, I love it.

David Barnett
verifed buyer
19 Mar 2022

These work fine. They're a little flimsy, but do the trick.

Jonathan Foster
verifed buyer
18 Mar 2022

High quality, perfect!

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